Jul. 8th, 2011 10:29 am
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A cattleprod strike to the stomach for all incoming students & visitors who have watched a bit too much anime should be mandatory to help communicate the unpleasantness of rabies and encourage them to not try to pet the squirrels. Also, a sharp poke in the eye with a precision calibrated stick as "crow simulator" might also be in order.

Date: 2011-07-08 06:08 pm (UTC)
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Have got some very ill tempered sandhill cranes here that just love going for the eyes if you need to borrow...

Date: 2011-07-08 08:58 pm (UTC)
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City folk... really. But then I learned my lesson when I was four or five by getting pecked in the eye by a goose.

Date: 2011-07-10 06:54 pm (UTC)
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It's rather unlikely that squirrels would be carrying rabies. They do however have a wicked bite/scratch/climb/bite/fling combo.

Oh, and depending on where you live, their fleas carry plague. :)

Date: 2011-07-11 02:47 am (UTC)
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Shush you with your correct disease vector information. DADDY WANTS A CATTLEPROD TO USE ON STUDENTS & TOURISTS!!!

Date: 2011-07-11 02:50 am (UTC)
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Well, I didn't say you shouldn't cattle-prod them. I just think while you are, you should be yelling that you're protecting them from the plague, not the hydrophoby. :D
Also, I want video of you chasing students with a cattle-prod, please and thank you.

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