A Test Subject Report And Disclaimer
Jan. 11th, 2010 09:41 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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leifvignirsson has taken it upon himself to administer samples of his stock of The Black Blood of the Earth (BBotE) to friends and co-workers. After consuming his aliquot, Test Subject X-Ray Technician then embarked on a road trip to Sacramento. Somewhere outside of our fair capital, he was pulled over and issued a ticket for speeding. This, of course, prompts a new disclaimer:
"Funranium Labs accepts no responsibility for the perceived effects of time dilation you may experience while imbibing BBotE or BBotE-based concotions. Any attempts you make to adjust actions to your BBotE frame of reference including, but not limited to, increased driving speed, watching movies/listening to music at x4 play, and playing video games at inadvisably high difficulty will be regarded as hilarious by Funranium Labs personnel."
We now return you to your regularly scheduled programing.
leifvignirsson has taken it upon himself to administer samples of his stock of The Black Blood of the Earth (BBotE) to friends and co-workers. After consuming his aliquot, Test Subject X-Ray Technician then embarked on a road trip to Sacramento. Somewhere outside of our fair capital, he was pulled over and issued a ticket for speeding. This, of course, prompts a new disclaimer:"Funranium Labs accepts no responsibility for the perceived effects of time dilation you may experience while imbibing BBotE or BBotE-based concotions. Any attempts you make to adjust actions to your BBotE frame of reference including, but not limited to, increased driving speed, watching movies/listening to music at x4 play, and playing video games at inadvisably high difficulty will be regarded as hilarious by Funranium Labs personnel."
We now return you to your regularly scheduled programing.
