Your Daily Dose (Maintain Safe Distance From Screen)

Just to cover all bases for maximum whorebaggery, there's only 3 weeks left on the "Oktoberfest" coupon code for funraniumlabs.com.  Oktberfest proper begins this Saturday, so if you want a Stein of Science and you're in Germany it's probably too late already.  However, the coupon continues through the end of Oktoberfest proper on October 4th.  Just because Oktoberfest ended doesn't mean Scientific Drinking does.

And yes, the coupon code works for Black Blood of the Earth too.

Here endeth the LJ whorebaggery.  Now, I have a new album from The Duke of Uke to go buy. *pimppimpimp*

tongodeon provides good reading and decent rational/pragmatic thought on a wide variety of topics.

Today, he relates his tale of righteous battle with the goddamn auto warranty telemarketers who are a plague upon both my work desk and cell phone.

He barely survived.

He deserves some ice cream.

Go forth, read, and enjoy.

I was going to tell you all to read atomic_robo in my typical ascerbic tones, but really the benchilada did this far better than I could.  So, I pass his words to you.  Incidentally, if you don't all start reading the benchilada's fine works of fuckbrainry and Sir Reginald I may have to rub an infected coolie on you.
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God invented SARS because you aren't reading atomic_robo[Unknown site tag].

That's right, God saw that you aren't reading atomic_robo and became so angry that he flew backwards in time, like Superman did in that one movie, only faster, and created SARS!

God would be more inclined to, as a sort of apology, make lima beans taste and brussel sprouts taste like buttered heroin if you read atomic_robo.

But he can't undo SARS.

Being omnipotent and omniscient means when that when you travel back in time to fight yourself--even if you're just wanting to unmake SARS--it's really dull, since each one of you knows what the other one's next move is going to be, and that that next move will DESTROY EVERYTHING EVER, and both of you end up getting bored and having a few beers before going home and watching Godzilla vs. Gigan.

Again.

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One more time, that's benchilada and atomic_robo.  I could crush your head like a nut, but I won't, because I need you...now GO!