A Test Subject Report And Disclaimer

[funranium]

Funranium Labs field research operative leifvignirsson has taken it upon himself to administer samples of his stock of The Black Blood of the Earth (BBotE) to friends and co-workers.  After consuming his aliquot, Test Subject X-Ray Technician then embarked on a road trip to Sacramento.  Somewhere outside of our fair capital, he was pulled over and issued a ticket for speeding.  This, of course, prompts a new disclaimer:

"Funranium Labs accepts no responsibility for the perceived effects of time dilation you may experience while imbibing BBotE or BBotE-based concotions.  Any attempts you make to adjust actions to your BBotE frame of reference including, but not limited to, increased driving speed, watching movies/listening to music at x4 play, and playing video games at inadvisably high difficulty will be regarded as hilarious by Funranium Labs personnel." 

We now return you to your regularly scheduled programing.

Comments

[auroracita.livejournal.com]

Let's say I came down to visit that way. Could you use another BBotE test subject? :)

[funranium.livejournal.com]

Like totally 'n' fer shure.

[auroracita.livejournal.com]

I will administer it to many things. Mostly scientists and pirates, but maybe a few things I'll have to post about anonymously. :)

[zentiger.livejournal.com]

Who's got two thumbs and is on the way?

This guy.

[funranium.livejournal.com]

Ah, Test Subject Philosopher, how goes your self-administration?

Also, did The Gifts of Funranium get introduced into the Greater Illinois Sneakernet?

[zentiger.livejournal.com]

Self-administration is delicious. I also have tested the substance on two veterinarians and a bouncer.

The Gifts of Funranium are currently in transit. I am not aware of their progress toward the ultimate destination.

[auroracita.livejournal.com]

I'm planning on coming down and visiting Stef and Alan Pursell at some point very soon, so I'll give you and Phil the heads up and there will be (Black) blood (of the Earth).

[bilunabirotunda.livejournal.com]

Finished my BBotE yesterday. Thanks, but NOW WHAT???

[funranium.livejournal.com]

Is that a request for more then? ;)

[bilunabirotunda.livejournal.com]

Well, *yes*, but I don't expect you to really supply me with coffee year-round, you know. Only if you want to. Or I could pay you.

[theliznach.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the shout out to "Interactive Museology." I think you just coined a new phrase for my entire field ;)