Nevermind The Underlying Discussion...

But this thought needs to be shared.  The object of this discussion is a good Jewish boy known as "Bagel" but that's not really important either.

ME: At least he isn't a pork dealer.
NOT ME: Give him time, money, a reason to sell it and a way to free base it and Bagel will pimp swine to no end.

This then caused me to contemplate what you would call freebased pork. 

My answer, which keeps remarkably in line with another popular freebased product line, is Cracklins!  Admittedly, it will probably have to come from meth addicted swine, but that's part of the gimmick.

If you aren't aware of the proper definition of cracklins, wikipedia will help.  

I open the floor for other brand names for this street drug of the future.