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This morning, my girl's poor prematurely battered back was complaining. "You need a spinal upgrade", I said.
She flopped back on the bed. "No kidding."
The advertisement from the future was already before my eyes. A spinning spine on display, like the kind you see at a chiropractor, was there, but it was metal. Not just any metal, it was colored high shine chrome.
A car commercial voice starts talking: "Let American Osteodynamics put some stiffness in your spine with the Patriot Erector 3000. Now available with red, white, and blue vertebrae. From C1 to L5, never let the terrorists doubt your resolve."
Then a jigglebunny shows up, topless but with her back to the screen, though she is looking over her shoulder coquettishly. Her arms are folded over her chest, accentuating the musculature of her back. She giggles a bit as the patriotic subdermal display begins flashing, lighting up red, white and blue up and down her spine.
American Osteodynamics does not guarantee spontaneous displays of courage. Any inability to compromise is coincedental.
She flopped back on the bed. "No kidding."
The advertisement from the future was already before my eyes. A spinning spine on display, like the kind you see at a chiropractor, was there, but it was metal. Not just any metal, it was colored high shine chrome.
A car commercial voice starts talking: "Let American Osteodynamics put some stiffness in your spine with the Patriot Erector 3000. Now available with red, white, and blue vertebrae. From C1 to L5, never let the terrorists doubt your resolve."
Then a jigglebunny shows up, topless but with her back to the screen, though she is looking over her shoulder coquettishly. Her arms are folded over her chest, accentuating the musculature of her back. She giggles a bit as the patriotic subdermal display begins flashing, lighting up red, white and blue up and down her spine.
American Osteodynamics does not guarantee spontaneous displays of courage. Any inability to compromise is coincedental.
