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funraniumDear Rich Drunken Retards,
If you can't be bothered to learn the rules of the game you are playing and you have ten thousand or more dollars that you feel like getting rid of, may I recommend donating to charities rather than playing craps at the same table as me. You will receive tax write off benefits in addition to not making me feel like a poor choad while standing beside your stinking booze vat ass worth of $100 chips.
Failing that, please just hand me a $25 chip every minute. Your loss rate will be less than the casino table and I will offer a variety of entertaining stories, bon mots, and general raconteurism in exchange.
Sincerely,
Phil
If you can't be bothered to learn the rules of the game you are playing and you have ten thousand or more dollars that you feel like getting rid of, may I recommend donating to charities rather than playing craps at the same table as me. You will receive tax write off benefits in addition to not making me feel like a poor choad while standing beside your stinking booze vat ass worth of $100 chips.
Failing that, please just hand me a $25 chip every minute. Your loss rate will be less than the casino table and I will offer a variety of entertaining stories, bon mots, and general raconteurism in exchange.
Sincerely,
Phil
