NEW BOOZE!

[funranium]

I have just created a new alcoholic beverage.  I am tentatively calling it the Alcoholic Lemon Cooler though better names may apply.  The preparation as I did it:

In a half pint glass with four ice cubes.

100mL of Real Lemon lemonade using the recipe on the side of the bottle using C&H raw cane sugar crystals
40mL of Hangar One Buddha's Hand vodka
80mL of Caravallo limoncello
Dash of St. Germain elderflower liquor

Stir vigorously and serve to the woman you love after tasting it to make sure its not poison.

It is left to the student* to complete this preparation.  It should be intuitively obvious**...a trivial exercise even***...

Let me know what you think of it.

*: I apologize to all science majors for writing that.
**: I apologize even more for that.  Couldn't resist.  It might be the 250 mL dewar flask full of Manhattan that made me do it.
***: I can't help myself.  Please stop me before I start reading Mary Boas' "Mathematical Methods of Physics" for more terrible question set phraseology.

Comments

[bilunabirotunda.livejournal.com]

" Please stop me before I start reading Mary Boas' "Mathematical Methods of Physics" for more terrible question set phraseology."

AAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[falls down foaming at the mouth and has to be revived by being thrown off of a merrygoround]

[funranium.livejournal.com]

I TOLD Araina that you would be the first to respond. Mentioning Big Ass Boas practically guaranteed it.

It pleases me when the world works as I predict it will.

[realityadmin.livejournal.com]

Sounds positively fantastic. I want one.

In other news, sorry I didn't get to catch up with you while I was in the US. Next time perhaps :)

[funranium.livejournal.com]

C'est la cheese. Scheduling is always a pain.

Head to your local booze vendor and commence to experimentin'!

[evil-egg.livejournal.com]

I say you call it a Lemon Pretend, simply because I like the reference.