Quote Of The Morning

[funranium]

Regarding Dominican Hospital:

"When you go in for surgery tomorrow, don't forget that the 21st is the solstice. Make sure you don't end up a blood sacrifice to strengthen the order; the Dominicans are seeking an unspecified number if kidneys to raise St. Dominic."

I am a terrible person.

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Comments

[bilunabirotunda.livejournal.com]

Well, he'll need breakfast when he gets here, won't he?

[funranium.livejournal.com]

It is a little known fact that the beatified subsist on an exclusive diet of human organs. Angels have the same diet but tend to smother their dishes with ambrosia.