ATTENTION SECRET MASTERS OF ZION

[funranium]

Today it is February 7th and it was 81 degrees at the Lab today.

I would very much appreciate if the Jewish Global Conspiracy Weather Control Cabal Subcommittee (JGC-WCCS) would cease feeding uncircumcised Aryan babies into the Kabbalistic Klimate Konverter.

In return for this consideration, I promise to watch no less than three movies and purchase at least two CDs created by the JGC Media Domination Unit in a firm desire to become further brainwashed.

Your unwashed, and now sweaty, unworthy pawn,
Funranium

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