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Church Billboards Give Guidance
Sep. 24th, 2006 02:01 pmSeen within a fairly close together on church billboards in the cities of Sharpes, Rockledge, and Cocoa:
"Aspire to Inspire when you Expire"
"Come on in for a free trip to HEaven" (this church was next door to a gun store)
"9/11 Never Forgive NeVEr ForgEt GOD BLESS"
"Catholics WILL turn right"
"God misses you, but he won't miss again. Come under our Roof." (also with a sign that said "Hurricane Shelter")
"That U-turn in your life is what Jesus wants. One with your car will lead you to our church"
And the best one: "Beware geeks bearing gifts"
It is worth noting that someone opened fully automatic fire on a mosque in Melbourne on the first day of Ramadan. No one was hurt, but YEEEEEEEE-HAW!
"Aspire to Inspire when you Expire"
"Come on in for a free trip to HEaven" (this church was next door to a gun store)
"9/11 Never Forgive NeVEr ForgEt GOD BLESS"
"Catholics WILL turn right"
"God misses you, but he won't miss again. Come under our Roof." (also with a sign that said "Hurricane Shelter")
"That U-turn in your life is what Jesus wants. One with your car will lead you to our church"
And the best one: "Beware geeks bearing gifts"
It is worth noting that someone opened fully automatic fire on a mosque in Melbourne on the first day of Ramadan. No one was hurt, but YEEEEEEEE-HAW!
