Obey My Veins!
Mar. 31st, 2006 10:43 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
funraniumI was going to tell you all to read atomic_robo in my typical ascerbic tones, but really the benchilada did this far better than I could. So, I pass his words to you. Incidentally, if you don't all start reading the benchilada's fine works of fuckbrainry and Sir Reginald I may have to rub an infected coolie on you.
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God invented SARS because you aren't readingatomic_robo[Unknown site tag].
That's right, God saw that you aren't readingatomic_robo and became so angry that he flew backwards in time, like Superman did in that one movie, only faster, and created SARS!
God would be more inclined to, as a sort of apology, make lima beans taste and brussel sprouts taste like buttered heroin if you readatomic_robo.
But he can't undo SARS.
Being omnipotent and omniscient means when that when you travel back in time to fight yourself--even if you're just wanting to unmake SARS--it's really dull, since each one of you knows what the other one's next move is going to be, and that that next move will DESTROY EVERYTHING EVER, and both of you end up getting bored and having a few beers before going home and watching Godzilla vs. Gigan.
Again.
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One more time, that'sbenchilada and atomic_robo. I could crush your head like a nut, but I won't, because I need you...now GO!
atomic_robo in my typical ascerbic tones, but really the benchilada did this far better than I could. So, I pass his words to you. Incidentally, if you don't all start reading the benchilada's fine works of fuckbrainry and Sir Reginald I may have to rub an infected coolie on you.____________________________________________________________
God invented SARS because you aren't reading
atomic_robo[Unknown site tag].That's right, God saw that you aren't reading
atomic_robo and became so angry that he flew backwards in time, like Superman did in that one movie, only faster, and created SARS!God would be more inclined to, as a sort of apology, make lima beans taste and brussel sprouts taste like buttered heroin if you read
atomic_robo.But he can't undo SARS.
Being omnipotent and omniscient means when that when you travel back in time to fight yourself--even if you're just wanting to unmake SARS--it's really dull, since each one of you knows what the other one's next move is going to be, and that that next move will DESTROY EVERYTHING EVER, and both of you end up getting bored and having a few beers before going home and watching Godzilla vs. Gigan.
Again.
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One more time, that's
benchilada and atomic_robo. I could crush your head like a nut, but I won't, because I need you...now GO!
