Fever Dreams Are The Best

[funranium]

Don't forget to add opiates on top of it for good measure!

Playing last night in the overheated theater of the mind was a blacksploitation movie that never existed called "NEGRO RAGE!!!"  (I made sure to check the poster at the movie theater before I entered)  Popcorn was not available at the concession, only buckets of fried chicken.  The movie, as best as I can recall the plot, seemed to revolve around a Inglorious Basterds-esque slaughter of members of the KKK.  It got really crazy when our head badass did the Scooby Doo reveal on Samuel L. Jackson's character only to reveal that he was Tom Metzger, founder of the White Aryan Resistance, all along!  John Woo-grade bloodfest ensued...and then a woke up due to wracking coughs.

This comes on the heels of Tuesday night's fever dreams where I was in a bar in Barstow with my teetotaler friend and we caught someone stuffing a ballot box.  After locking him in a stall in the men's room to keep him from getting away, we then began arguing at each other about how to torture his ass in the most ethical manner.  If I had been taking notes, I bet I could have gotten a fresh law degree from Professor Yoo.

Comments

[evil-egg.livejournal.com]

Y'know, if you had the wealth to be considered "eccentric" rather than "mad", there could be a Springtime For Hitler-esque satire in there.

[draggonlaady.livejournal.com]

Lucky you. All I got last night was some vague thing about my boyfriend being a dancing wolf-dog and belonging to a traveling show.

[draggonlaady.livejournal.com]

But then, I'm not on opiates, just NSAIDS and (now) antibiotics.

[graymalkn.livejournal.com]

with my teetotaler friend

Since you didn't mention me specifically, am I to assume you have another teetotaler friend? Is there really room for more than one in your life?

Speaking of such things, I had quite the dream last night. I was driving around with some new acquaintances when they stopped the car and three got out, shouted something, then shot someone. It happened just before I turned around to see one holding the smoking gun. My first thought was, "Let's see... which of the statements that I just heard will I be able to testify about under the exceptions to the hearsay rule?"

[funranium.livejournal.com]

Indeed! At brief tally, I've got four that come to mind all of whom are so for non-religious and generally non-medical reasons. Although you're the only one that also forswears coffee without a medical excuse.

Nutbar...

[graymalkn.livejournal.com]

"Tastes nasty" is a totally valid medical reason. Similarly, I avoid broccoli on the grounds that vomiting can't be good for one's health.