Neutrons, Commies, Blown Hemis And Jews

Have you thought much about your neutrons lately?  Unlike most of the ads I’ve seen lately, this question has little to do with prostates though it could.

 

( Words In Which I Say Things, Some Of Which Are Educational In Nature )

 

So, to sum up: Neutrons are neutral.  They make fission happen except when they don’t. They go through things in ways that helps except when it doesn’t.  Superman was another effort to subvert wholesome Aryan children, in accordance with the Protocols.

Out Of Concern For Innocent

Dear atomic_robo,

I am concerned about the shielding of your power plant, which I can only assume to be nuclear. Do innocent bystanders need to fear for accidental exposure in the course of being rescued from Doom?

Also, concerning your creamy fire retardant filling, I can only assume it to be asbestos based considering the age of your construction. If your power plant is indeed nuclear, it seems reasonable that elements of your construction will be alloys of beryllium. Beryllium moderates neutrons well, is light, conducts heat splendidly, has amazing tensile strength and, of course, is cancer causing.  Is there a high incedence of mesothelioma, chronic beryllium disease, asbestosis and radiation sickness among your helpful maintenance monkeys?  How large a personnel department is required to keep your maintenance bay fully staffed?

I am ever Government Man Come From The Government,

Dr. Funranium

(EVERYONE NEEDS TO BE READING atomic_robo.  THIS I COMMAND!) 

 

 

I Miss Zork

But this will hold me for a while...

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